Bad Joke of the Day

GregM · Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:51 am Post subject: Bad Joke of the Day

Diarrhea is hereditary - it runs in your "Jeans"

kakarottt · Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:58 pm Post subject:

sounds more like a dirty joke to me
Laughing

cbac · Historian Joined: May 18, 2002 Posts: 671

Help me with a crosswrod puzzle?

The clue : It burdons down the postman.

Coils · Shop Boss Joined: Mar 15, 2004 Posts: 170

How many letters?

cbac · Historian Joined: May 18, 2002 Posts: 671

JT · Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 4:16 pm Post subject:

Groan!! JT

GregM · Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 4:31 pm Post subject:

Is your grandma still sliding down the banister?
Yeah!
We wrapped bobbed wire around ours.
Did it stop her?
No, but it slows her down a little!!

GregM · Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 5:25 am Post subject:

A Catholic Priest knocks on the door and a little boy answers. "Hello", said the Priest. "I'm collecting for the orphanage." The little boy says, "Just a miniute" and closes the door. A few seconds later two gun shots were heard as two bodies hit the floor. The door opens again and the little boy said, "I'm ready to go!"

GregM · Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 4:58 pm Post subject:

Two friends were hunting. One accidentally shot the other. At the hospital, he asked the doctor if his friend would be alright. The doc replied, "He would have been if you hadn't field dressed him!!

GregM · Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 5:26 am Post subject:

Two bums, who had not eaten for days, were walking through the desert along the railroad tracks. One spied a dead dog ahead and ran to devour it. He offered his friend some who replied that he would wait for a hot meal later down the tracks. As they walked along in the hot sun the "diner" got sick and threw up the dog. His friend said, "See, I told you I'd wait for a hot meal!"

GregM · Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 7:36 pm Post subject:

But mommie, I don't want to go to Europe.
Shut up, and keep swimming!!

JT · Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:13 pm Post subject:

Mommie? Why is daddy running so fast?

Shutup and reload!! JT

GregM · Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 6:06 am Post subject:

Mommie, there's a bruise on Joey's leg!

Shut up and eat around it!

dylan_baxter · Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 11:50 am Post subject:

Coils · Shop Boss Joined: Mar 15, 2004 Posts: 170

Mommy what happened to all your scaps??

Shut up and eat your corn flakes.