My World And Welcome To It

Schadenfreude622 · Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 4:59 pm Post subject:

Where I work at Lowes We have a textured concrete depression around our entrance doors that always fills with ice or bounces stuff off your cart. The "official" reason is to let blind people know where the parking lot is Shocked

JT · Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 5:14 pm Post subject:

I always thought it was for traction in wet or snowy weather.Why would blind people be driving to your store??? Shocked

JT

69falcon · Mechanic Joined: Nov 09, 2009 Posts: 45

to use the braille ATM?... Very Happy

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Schadenfreude622 · Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 8:33 pm Post subject:

Not if they slip on the ice that pools up in it Laughing

69falcon · Mechanic Joined: Nov 09, 2009 Posts: 45

and what's with those "slow children playing" signs anyway... i don't care if the kids are slow...and the blind driveway signs??? what do they have ???seeing eye mailboxes? Laughing

Annie · Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 12:36 pm Post subject:

But officer, I was going to go straight, but the sign said, "NO U TURN"!!

dravin · Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:13 pm Post subject: remembering the days of my youth

somewhere on a back road in the middle of nowhere upstate NY in summer 1995 a 13year old redhead gets bored and takes a rusted old VW out for a joy ride ... agin

officer: where the hell are your shoes boy??

me : one fell through the hole in the floor pan .. kinda made me angery so i tossed the other one at a speedlimit sign

officer: you shouldn't be driveing this thing on the streets

me:better here then your lawn

officer: go home and park it i am getting tired of pulling you over and cleaning up the rust left behind

GregM · Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 6:23 am Post subject:

I'm driving mom's car. A kid walking down the sidewalk on my right (walking in the same direction that I am driving) decides to throw his change out of his pocket into the road. Not knowing that I am there, WHAM!! With the power of Phil Neikro, it all hits the side of my car. I pulled over, had a discussion with him. What can you do? Stupid Snot-nosed misfit! Dings and scratches all down the side of the car. My World And Welcome To It!

Randy · Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 1:02 pm Post subject:

i cut this out of a road & track back in like 95

GregM · Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 5:45 am Post subject:

That won't even be understood by "This" generation!!!! I'm still laughing!!

JT · Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:37 am Post subject:

I know a guy who has reciepts from a shop that replaced the thermostat,hoses and antifreeze in his daughters aircooled VW. JT

GregM · Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 5:06 am Post subject:

. . .and they shoot people like Lincoln!!

GregM · Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 5:01 am Post subject:

So I'm out in my stained glass shop working on "Girl On The Beach" when apparantly I imbedded a shard of glass in my finger. I did not feel it at all. I reached up to wipe some sweat off of my forehead and . . .SLICE!!! Blood everywhere! Figures!

Hoffy · Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 3:41 am Post subject:

Thats what went wrong with the last motor I foregot the antifreeze (damn it) Shocked

Schadenfreude622 · Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 11:25 pm Post subject: